We Sell Pigs

It looked like this outside this morning
when we had pig customers here wanting to buy a pig.
Seriously? At 6:58 AM?
We were awake but still in bed, and there was not a single light on in or around the house. In spite of that, they first rang the doorbell and then knocked loudly on the front door until I answered.
Official sunrise time for today was 7:42 AM...
They were lucky our (big) dogs even let them get to the door without a chunk taken out of their back sides, wandering around outside the house in the pitch black and all. I think even the dogs were asleep at first.
So they waited.
Yes, we sell pigs. But only when we can see them. And getting us out of bed will cost you an extra $20 next time!